The Crocodile

 

One day there was a crocodile in my loo

I wasn’t sure what to do;

Call the police or fire brigade?

I told it to go, but it stayed.

 

One day there was a crocodile in my loo

It looked as if it had the flu.

I know that I could never go

With Crocodile down below.

 

One day there was a crocodile in my loo

My brother thought it wasn’t true.

I wish this crocodile would leave

Then I’d feel most relieved.

 

One day there was a crocodile in my loo

No longer one, now there were two!

Or was it a fish? Or was it an eel?

I wasn’t sure how to feel.

 

One day the crocodile was gone!

I asked my Mum what she had done.

She said she’d pulled the lever down;

The toilet smells much nicer now.

 

© Ben Cotton

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