Yes, I certainly agree
That right now I need a wee
My bladder’s like a big beach ball
I can’t go now though, not at all
Why? For reasons listed here;
So let me make this very clear:
It’s my cue in the school play
I must be on without delay
There is pressure, certainly
It’s building up, can’t you see?
I’m in a meeting that is long
My boss’s speech goes on and on
This part is crucial, aimed at me
Should I just wee here quietly?
I’m in a roller-coaster queue
I’ll lose my place, it’s sad but true!
I’m on a boat, I’m in a lift
My trousers are too tight and stiff
For these reasons I am sure
I cannot go now and what’s more,
I had a big lunch so quite soon,
All of that food will want out too!