Today I had a haircut

I wasn’t gonna share but

When it gets long and curly

And starts to look all girly

The time must simply come

When some cutting must be done

However, now I’m thinking

With a feeling that is sinking

In the mirror it looks wrong

Bits of hair are still too long

Really wonky looking fringe

And I wish I wouldn’t whinge

But my sideburns do not match

And I have a new bald patch

With this mess my head looks lame

You might think that I would claim

A fat refund for my troubled

Mix of flowing locks and stubble

I would punch and I would pry

I would shake it out the guy

But I’ll get nothing for my plea

‘Cause my hairdressor was me

© Ben Cotton


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